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I wanted to add quotes to every month but the program wouldn't let me so here are my favs:
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~Cynthia E. Varnado
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~Dereke Bruce
There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. ~Tay Hohoff
If cats could talk, they wouldn't. ~Nan Porter
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. ~Albert Schweitzer
A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys. ~Barbara Holland
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~Mark Twain
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ~Doug Larson
There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone. ~Louis J. Camuti
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~Ellen Perry Berkeley
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ~Paula Poundstone
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~Pam Brown
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ~Charlotte Gray
A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. ~William Ralph Inge
The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - it's also the reason they hate birds. ~K.C. Buffington
A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. ~Author Unknown
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........ this did not help my longing for Taylor Dame.
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